Auuughhhh people and their diet mumbo jumbo!
If you eat less calories than you burn, you will lose weight. That's it. Go forth, and eat a salad with a vinaigrette.
If you keep sneaking biscuits and eating burger combos out with friends on the weekend: THAT'S why you're not losing weight.
Please don't cry to me that the sky faeries saw your efforts and decided to imbue your cells with magical jelly producing gremlins. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works. @_@
PS
To those of you who don't agree, I am now selling magical weight-loss crystals that you should swizzle around in your drinks before you down them. 4 easy payments of $29.99 each, and only $89.99 for the special shake crystal, which needs to be swizzled after the regular if making any sort of thicker blended drink. (It's purple, so it has a different weight-loss chi).
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